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I am a Children’s Librarian living in the Portland, Oregon area. When I am not Children’s Librianing I like to play with cameras and film. I also like playing the ukulele, knitting, sketching, and hiking.

oh. my. god.

We had to give the keys back. Can you believe that? WE HAD TO GIVE THE FUCKING KEYS BACK. Apparently our loan funded today but didn’t record. Or it didn’t fund and didn’t record. Or something like that. So they made us give the keys to the house back. And since it’s Friday we won’t get them at all until Monday. So there goes my plan for painting this weekend. And the seller didn’t paint. Of course. She shampooed the rug but she didn’t paint.

I am so fucking fed up with all of this that I am ready to just say “fuck it.” I wish I could just give the fucking house back. I can’t even believe the shit I have had to go through to get into this house.

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7 responses to “oh. my. god.”

  1. Christie Avatar
    Christie

    You’re kidding right? Don’t tell me the realtor fucked it up…

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  2. Moni Avatar
    Moni

    Oh, how I wish I was kidding. No, you’re right, the realtor fucked it up. yet again. First of all, if he was doing his job it would have recorded in time. Second of all, he should never have given us the keys in the first place if the house didnt’ record. WTF was he thinking?

    oh there is more, too. I don’t know if I should blog teh other thing that goes along with it. I might wait on the other thing…

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  3. Frank Avatar
    Frank

    Moni, this whole thing makes me mad from 3000 miles away. I’d like to drive out there and kick your realtor’s ass for you. Incredible stuff. It’s funny, buying a house is supposed to be a good thing. But this one seemed too stressful…but there was a great line to come out of this: “don’t mess with librarians, we’ll fuck your shit up.” That is a classic.

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    Anonymous

    Moni, this whole thing makes me mad from 3000 miles away. I’d like to drive out there and kick your realtor’s ass for you. Incredible stuff. It’s funny, buying a house is supposed to be a good thing. But this one seemed too stressful…but there was a great line to come out of this: “don’t mess with librarians, we’ll fuck your shit up.” That is a classic.

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  5. kelly Avatar
    kelly

    Was this ass the listing agent? Sis

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  6. Moni Avatar
    Moni

    Frank, I wish you could kick his ass! And thanks for the offer :).

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  7. Moni Avatar
    Moni

    Kelly, no he wasn’t. He was just a realtor that we were assigned to that was supposed to be working for us. The listing agent had some issues too.

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